Woman spends days analysing texts of obvious f**kwit

A WOMAN has spent five days minutely analysing text messages from an indisputable moron that she fancies.

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Man never thought he'd live to see war come to the Middle East

A SHOCKED and appalled man did not think he would ever see the grim spectre of war over the Middle East in his lifetime.

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