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Woman who explored her sexuality bitterly disappointed by results

A WOMAN who set out to voyage into the myriad mysteries of her sexual preferences is devastated to find she is uninterestingly straight.

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Give him a nasty gold prize: remarkably easy ways for the BBC to defuse the Trump situation

PRESIDENT Trump has threatened to sue the BBC for one billion dollars for saying he did things he actually, provably did. However, he is easily placated: 

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