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Woman who has dumped useless boyfriend in market for exact replica

A WOMAN who has split up with her hopeless loser of a boyfriend is searching for a new man who is functionally identical, she has confirmed. 

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Seven British beaches too polluted to swim at and why they're all voting Reform

MANY stretches of British coastline have water quality so poor swimming is not recommended. Here they are, and here’s why they’re voting far-right: 

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