Woman who married first boring bastard she met at uni judging friend for being single

A WOMAN who settled for a dullard she constantly moans about still looks down on a friend for remaining single, it has emerged.

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Trump imposes 50 per cent tariff on Sydney Sweeney

PRESIDENT Trump has learned Sydney Sweeney is single and acted swiftly to impose a 50 per cent tariff on her dating future.

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