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Woman who persuaded boyfriend to shave beard now has no choice but to dump him

A WOMAN who had never seen her boyfriend without a beard is regretting finding out he looked better with most of his face covered up.

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I will personally fellate Red Wall racists: Keir Starmer's five missions

YESTERDAY I set out Labour’s five missions for the future. Now I’m asking you to join me as we build a new Britain in which every bigot is fellated and no flag goes unshagged.

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