Woman won't sleep with anyone on first date unless they're quite fit

A WOMAN who refuses to have sex on the first date will abandon her morals if they are really hot and she feels like it.

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Why you wouldn't shag Natasha Romanoff and other conversation topics that are only acceptable in the pub

THE UK might be a country of free speech, but some conversation topics are better off confined to the pub. Including these.

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