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Woman's favourite evening activity is waiting for partner to fall asleep

A WOMAN has confirmed that she spends most evenings eagerly waiting for her partner to fall asleep so she can start doing what she actually wants to do.

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Government defends Cummings' decision to go dogging

DOMINIC Cummings’ lockdown visit to a popular dogging site was entirely appropriate, the government has confirmed.

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