Woman's gay best friend can't f**king stand her

A WOMAN who claims to have a gay best friend actually vaguely knows a homosexual man who does not like her, it has emerged.

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Five local funfair experiences that are pretty f**king far from fun

THE arrival of summer means it’s time for the annual visit of a travelling funfair. Here are some ways in which it will be dreadful:

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