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Woman's helpful friend tells her all the bad stuff everyone says behind her back

A WOMAN’S considerate friend has made her day by giving her a handy summary of all the awful things people secretly say about her.

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Elbow, and other band names that sound shitter the more you think about them

‘THE Beatles’ is a band name so embedded in popular culture no one ever mentions what a f**king awful pun it is. Here are some more terrible names we’ve all ignored.

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