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Working-class man thinks Nutribullet is sex toy

A WORKING-class man dating a middle-class woman has admitted being shocked and aroused by how openly she discusses her Nutribullet use. 

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Writing 'Gareth is a bender' in the toilets: the terrorist acts you committed as a child, according to Labour

VANDALISM is now terrorism, according to the government’s rulings on Palestine Action, and you’re guilty. These are the atrocities you committed aged 12: 

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