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Working-class woman longs to be taken awkwardly by man with smooth middle-management hands

A WORKING-CLASS woman’s greatest fantasy is sex with a physically unimpressive man who works in middle-management, she has revealed.

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Fat anti-vaxxer can't wait to take Mounjaro

AN overweight sceptic of Covid vaccines is nevertheless excited to give the miracle NHS weight loss injection Mounjaro a go.

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