You can propose to your boyfriend today, if he's a twat

WOMEN unfortunate enough to want or need to marry a man who is a complete twat are officially allowed to propose today. 

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Man who thinks he's networking actually just being a pain in the neck

A MAN who thinks he is doing professional networking is actually just being a deeply annoying pest in social situations. 

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