Your four worst exes to text right now, ranked

LONELY? Here are the four of worst ex-lovers to start a texting spree with now you’re feeling unloved in lockdown:

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No one cares about your home workout, Britons told

NOBODY gives a shit about the fitness regime you are doing at home and they never will, it has emerged.

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