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Your invaluable guide to whether someone is out of your league

TRYING to pull someone out of your league leads to humiliation and heartbreak, but aiming too low makes you feel cheated. Here’s how to tell if a shag with a hot person is realistic.

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Youth struggling to keep sweatpants aloft

A YOUNG man is wondering why his jogging bottoms keep slipping down after he puts a can of beer in each pocket.

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