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Your sex problems solved, by a man who hasn't had a shag for years

PROBLEMS in the bedroom? Write in for advice from involuntary celibate Tom Logan who’s in a far worse situation than you.

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Taliban to take over Middlesbrough FC

THE new rulers of Afghanistan are to buy out Middlesbrough FC for £320 million, the Premier League has confirmed.

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