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Your sex questions answered, by a man who isn't sure if he's any good in bed

ONLY a lucky few of us have a perfect sex life, and it’s fine to seek expert help. Here Tom Logan answers your questions based on his hopefully adequate sexual skills.

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Teenager decides to dramatically limit her options with facial tattoo

A TEENAGER has had a facial tattoo, safe in the knowledge that it will age well and never be a source of regret.

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