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'You're cute' and other compliments that mean men aren't getting a shag

ARE you in there or are you going home alone to angrily Google porn? If you hear these compliments, it’s the latter:

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Man technically still going out with girl he never dumped in playground

A 35-YEAR-OLD man is technically still in a relationship with his girlfriend from school because he never sent his mate over to dump her.

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