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14 Billion Tons Of Bullshit Pumped Into Firth Of Forth

EXPERTS warned of an environmental catastrophe last night after enough bullshit to fill 6.5 billion Vauxhall Zafiras poured into the Forth estuary.

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The First Rule Of Toddler Fight Club Is...

You do not talk about Toddler Fight Club.

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