19 emergency alerts that the Daily Mail would consider acceptable

THE Daily Mail is outraged that its readers will receive a text on their phones on Sunday, but would find these alerts absolutely necessary:

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Seven casual shags that still make you wince when you think about them

CASUAL sex is rarely the no-strings, guilt-free fun it’s meant to be. Here are some of the regrettable sexual liaisons you’d happily erase from your memory.

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