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Amber Rudd types with one finger and uses Myspace

HOME secretary Amber Rudd does all her typing with one finger and has a Myspace account, it has emerged.

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Totally inept losers confident they can lock down the internet

A GOVERNMENT that can barely send an email has unveiled plans to rule the web with an iron fist.

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