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Apes ignore rectangular object

EARTH’S dominant ape species has reacted with indifference to the arrival of a mysterious black rectangle.

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Tennis not for 'poofs' after all, says Scotland

SCOTLAND has revised its opinion of whether tennis is for ‘poofs’, it has emerged.

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