Bank computer develops conscience

THOUSANDS of people were unable to withdraw cash yesterday after a super-intelligent bank computer began to question its moral purpose.

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Tax dodging not as funny as it used to be, says Ken Dodd

Creator of the classic ‘suitcase full of fifties in the attic’ routine slams modern comedians’ offshore accounts as ‘boring’.

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