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Bono To Create Black Hole Of Awfulness

NATO was on full alert last night after pop-shouter Bono threatened to read a 14-minute poem about Elvis on Radio Four.

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Git Named

THIS year's Git has been confirmed as 34 year-old Ben Southall from Hampshire.

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