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Cameron to fund British superhero

THE prime minister has announced that £1.1 billion is to be spent creating a major British superhero.

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Cole marriage ‘perfect’ because they can’t understand each other

CHERYL Cole has described her marriage to a Frenchman as ‘perfect’, because they have no idea what they are saying to each other.

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