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Caveman picked up on archeological gaydar

THE earliest known homosexual has been spotted by an archeologist’s state-of-the-art gaydar.

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Pepsi to corner foul-mouthed adulterer market

COCA-Cola has left the door open for Pepsi to corner the soft drinks market for sweary whore-mongers.

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