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Children 'cancel out' effects of alcohol

BEING around children makes you feel less drunk, it has been confirmed.

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Britain secures trade deal with mysterious country no-one's heard of

TRADE secretary Liam Fox has negotiated a superb trade deal with the previously unknown country of Mungotania, he has claimed.

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