Clocks go either back or forward this weekend or next weekend

THE UK has been reminded that the clocks go forward or possibly back, this Saturday or maybe the Saturday after.

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'No Christmas do this year' is best thing anyone's ever said to me, confirms office worker

AN office worker has confirmed that being told this year’s Christmas party is cancelled is the best sentence to ever enter his ears.

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