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Clones Enter Cowell Food Chain

FREAK wrangler Simon Cowell may have eaten meat from one of his clones, it emerged last night.

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We Execute Thieves, China Warns Liverpool

THE Chinese government has warned the people of Liverpool that it will not tolerate the theft of its property once it buys the local football club.

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