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Cockney whale stuns scientists

A BELUGA whale has developed the amazing ability to speak in fluent cockney.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) You’ll hear something you don’t hear every day when somebody says “It’s Thursday today”.

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