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Congratulate LinkedIn on its new role interfering in US elections!

THE business-focused social media network LinkedIn has just begun an exciting new role rigging presidential elections in the United States. Click here to add your congratulations! 

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Teenage boys cannot believe their luck in getting to date teenage girls

ADOLESCENT boys are incredulous at their good fortune in being able to date teenage girls, who outrank them in every possible way. 

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