Dad loves pressure washer more than children

A FAMILY suspect their dad loves his new pressure washer more than his children.

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Couple fondly remembers when they used to have sex because there was nothing on telly

A MIDDLE AGED couple have wistfully remembered the times when they used to be able to have sex because there was nothing to watch on telly. 

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