Dad replies to text message from 2016

A DAD has finally responded to a message sent several years ago, it has emerged.

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We're naturally promiscuous, and other 'scientific' excuses for men’s behaviour

WANT to cheat on your partner but don’t like getting grief for it? Science is your friend. Here are some great pseudo-scientific excuses for shitty male behaviour.

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