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Dad's phone torch on again

A DAD has left his phone torch on again, it has been confirmed.

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How to enjoy the last weekend not f**ked by Christmas

BY next weekend, every spare moment will be consumed by festive duties. Here’s how to enjoy your last bit of free time unbesmirched by Christmas.

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