Dear Internet, no I haven't changed my mind about cookies in the last 72 hours

REMEMBER on Friday when I said I didn’t want any cookies? Well I remember, and guess what?

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Do a six-mile paper round before 8am: how to get fit in the 1970s

FITBITS? Couch to 5K apps? Bollocks to that. Get in shape the 1970s way through everyday hardship for f**k-all reward:

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