Death of iTunes 'like Berlin Wall coming down'

CELEBRATIONS are continuing worldwide after the victory the world feared it would never see: the day iTunes was finally defeated. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

If you don't want to eat chlorinated chicken, you could always just read the f**king label, say experts

PEOPLE worried about eating chlorinated chicken have been advised to read the label on any chickens that they buy.

Checking article access…