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Dipping headlights is for losers, claims git

A MAN who does not dip his headlights thinks he is a master of the universe rather than the worst person the world, it has been confirmed.

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Man sickened by the very thought of December

A MAN is filled with dread at the thought of a month filled with tortuous social situations.

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