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Discovery of Earth-like planet means it's okay to destroy Earth

ASTRONOMERS have discovered a habitable planet that we can all just go and live on when we break the Earth.

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Uh-oh, says everyone on internet

AS a man was jailed for internet abuse, everyone with a computer has spent the last 12 hours frantically deleting as much as they possibly can.

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