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Doomsday clock being melodramatic again
Gwyneth Paltrow moving next to Meghan Markle to create vortex of insipid wellness
GWYNETH Paltrow is to move in next door to Meghan and Harry and create a vortex of bland wellness that will devour the entire earth.
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