Early Roman Computer Used To Express Worthless Classical Opinions

A 2,000-year-old computer found in a Roman shipwreck was mainly used for asserting worthless classical opinions, scientists have learned. 

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OAP Singles Not Mad, Just Naked

TALKING to yourself and walking around the house in the nude does not mean you are insane, elderly single people said last night.

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