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Earth is 17 billionth on 'desirable planets' list

EARTH is the worst of 17 billion similar planets, according to a universe-wide survey.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) Your New Year resolutions are going swimmingly, assuming you resolved to eat expired mince pies more often.

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