Elon Musk invents tiny spaceship that can fly right up his piss hole

SOUTH African Elon Musk has announced that now he has conquered space he has a new project: a spaceship that can fly right up his penis.

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The Daily Mail guide to what Marcus Rashford is allowed to spend his money on

LOOKING to police the finances of philanthropic footballer Marcus Rashford? Daily Mail editor Nikki Hollis explains what he can invest in:

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