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England and science go their separate ways

AFTER two years of following it devotedly, England has decided to go its separate way from science, it has announced.

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Your parents' weird childhood rules that undoubtedly f**ked you up

YOUR parents had some strange rules that made no sense whatsoever. Here are the ones that probably turned you into the neurotic psychological mess you are today.

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