Even darker version of internet 'sounds delightful'

THE notion of a so-called ‘darknet’ has confounded those who were sure the normal internet represented the very depths of human depravity.

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Andrew Lansley to watch you while you sleep

HEALTH secretary Andrew Lansley is to sit next to hospital patients, looking at them while they sleep.

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