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First Alien Contact To Be Dirty Phone Message

MANKIND’S introduction to extra-terrestrial life will be a series of lewd, unprovoked insults from Jonathan Ross.

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Humans Do Not Breed, Say Experts

HUMAN reproduction is invariably based on love and a deep longing to create something unique and beautiful, it emerged last night.

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