Five signs the internet is becoming middle-aged

THE internet is no longer the trendy new kid on the block it used to be. Here are five signs it is fast approaching middle-age, just like you.

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One-night stand thinks he's getting breakfast

A WOMAN’S morning has been ruined after realising the man she shagged last night is expecting to stay for breakfast.

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