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'F**k, is that the moon? I thought it was Mars'

I AM proud to announce we have successfully landed a SpaceX rocket on the – what? That’s not Mars? You have to be f**king shitting me. 

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Partial solar eclipses 'crap', scientists confirm

ECLIPSES of the sun which are less than total are underwhelming and not worth looking at, scientists have confirmed.

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