Friend sends urgent 3.30am text about maybe having a midweek pint

A MAN has been woken in the middle of the night by a friend’s urgent text about maybe having a pint.

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Nobody getting harassed in Games Workshop

WOMAN are very safe in Games Workshop, it has been confirmed.

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