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Glass exists, admit flies

FLIES have admitted the universe contains a substance which light can pass through but they cannot.

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Caligula's Commonwealth Games

It was supposed to be a big reveal but I can’t keep it in any longer: I, Caligula, have been the mastermind behind the Glasgow 2014 Commonwealth Games all along! I can’t believe you hadn’t guessed!

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