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Google takes a year and a half to invent something better than Windows

INTERNET giant Google was facing collapse last night after it revealed it had taken 18 months to come up with something that might be better than Windows.

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Police Leave Kate Middleton On Car Roof

KATE Middleton has been misplaced somewhere in west London after her Special Branch protection officers left her on the roof of their car and drove off.

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