Google to pay £2bn fine by blackmailing you about your search history

GOOGLE has unveiled plans to pay its £2bn EU fine by blackmailing you about all the weird and/or dirty things you look up on the internet every single day.

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Glass of red wine about to be placed on carpet by idiot

AN idiot is moments away from placing a glass of red wine on her friend’s carpet, it has been confirmed.

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